When you try to hit on someone
jedmessages:
EXPECTATION:
Hey I just met you

And this is crazy

But here’s my number

So call me, maybe

REALITY:
hi…..umm…..ok….bye

When your parents ask you what you are doing with your life
jedmessages:

When you try to avoid awkward conversation by being more awkward
jedmessages:

When you are waiting in line at a meet and greet
jedmessages:

When your teacher starts lecturing you
jedmessages:
